Every time my dad has something to say about me I say that.

Who was responsible for raising me again? YOU WERE, you judgemental turd.

How can they know it’s your data without first collecting your data to compare it?

“Give us your personal information so we can ask others to delete your personal information” just doesn’t sound like a trustworthy offer.

It will be stronger than a normal coffee, but it still won’t have any caffeine.

There is a distinction between flavor and caffeine content. Decaffeinating does change the flavor but that doesn’t mean you can’t make it strong.

It was hammered into me during childhood that thank you is the only polite response to a compliment.

I still think it’s rude not to say it. And I absolutely hate it when people say “I know.”

“Companies have customers and therefore they have no responsibility to climate change whatsoever. They don’t have to manage their waste, they can dump recyclables into the landfill, and it’s the customers fault!”

Fuck off with this shit.