Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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Cake day: August 27th, 2024

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  • The frequent lack of desire for people to experiment and learn anything on their own is very off-putting.

    Any time I hear someone say “I didn’t think about that” when dealing with a very simple problem, I just want to pull out “How long did you piss on the toilet seat before someone told you to lift it when you go?”

    Seriously, I shouldn’t have to describe how to remove the ball bearings from this part, because I explained how to do an identical one 2 minutes ago.

    I love taking things apart to know what makes them work. Electronics and mechanical devices are fascinating.

    And I don’t understand how someone can look at things and go “yeah no need to look any deeper, I know enough already”










  • "What were your expectations? "

    That the world I was raised to live in still existed?

    That the laws I’ve been told my whole life I HAVE to follow or I will be jailed actually mean something?

    That literally any of the lies I was fed about alternative economic systems, religions/nonreligion, or stereotypes were true?

    Unfortunately all we have is this shit.

    gestures wildly at humanity and what we have done to everyone and everything in our reach

    I might need a therapy or two…






  • Miles O'Brien@startrek.websitetomemes@lemmy.worldHoptal :(
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    Look, if you want to wrangle with a bear to try and get that pelt, you go right ahead.

    I’ve had enough suffering in my lifetimes, I’m hunkering down and waiting for the department of temporal investigations to show up and take me home.

    Besides, you need at least 3μg of pergium, which I’m sure I don’t have to remind anyone is not native to the solar system.



  • Miles O'Brien@startrek.websitetomemes@lemmy.worldHoptal :(
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    There’s 1,000 jokes that can be made in sure, but in the US I once found a grenade while magnet fishing and called a guy my parents know who is a cop. The moment I realized what it was, I told my friend to run to the end of the bridge, and I gently laid it on the pile of rope I was using.

    They have a whole bomb squad that’s about 30 minutes away at full speed, and they rolled up with their trailer, a guy in a suit came over to the bridge and placed it in a box, put the box in the trailer, and one dull THUNK later all I had to do was sign a paper saying this is where I found it.

    I specifically called my parents friend rather than 911 because I had read too many accounts of cops showing up and attempting to arrest the magnet fisher for any number of reasons.

    UXO is no fucking joke, don’t for a second think you can handle it without training. You really have no idea what explosive compound they used or what it’s stability level is after being exposed to the elements.