It’s a fucking South Park quote and you’re over analyzing this shit.

I’d be pissed off if I wasn’t laughing so hard.

Bro… I thought we were friends now you’re telling me I’m ugly.

Dammit, where were all these sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?

How do you pay the doctors if the healthcare is free?

Checkmate communists.

Her tits look just like my sister’s.

You have visitors?

Get some meth and a cheap hooker and have a party.

I’d be rolling in that shit like I was Scrooge McDuck.

I use radio controlled pick axes and AI-powered ANFO.

What you don’t use a radio to mine with?

Pussy.

I wash my bedsheets yearly whether they need it or not and besides that it’s mostly a self-contained ecosystem for example I don’t change my bath mat because that’s where my mushrooms grow.

I do.

I can’t stand cupboard drawers or microwaves hanging open it would drive me nuts.

Some of any money you donate goes to running .ml.

You’ve got people in the communist country of Canada with (mostly) universal healthcare who are into those conspiracies so I think it’s just human nature.

So you just leave it open when you’re not cooking?

Does it not have a light in it?

They’re trying to prove the government doesn’t work by making the government not work.

It’s what MAGA and progressives have in common.

I’m the one quoting the article instead of just being sarcastic.