Sarah Valentine (she/her)

God dammit I can’t even make up wild enough lies to miss the insane truth.

Melania film? You mean the Melania porn film? The Melania porn film I just made up? That Melania porn film? Sorry but I can’t really discuss the nonexistent Melania porn film at this time.

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I appreciate your sentiment, but Ilhan Omar’s “sudden wealth” is entirely attributable to her marrying a wealthy guy. That’s it, that explains it all. She married well. The right is only making a stink out of it because their camp is full of people too stupid and hateful for the truth to matter.

Oh the people are doing just fine. It’s the people they elected who are doing fuck-all and I’m tired of them letting the federal government tread on their constituents.

Both parties pretend that law enforcement is under democratic control. It is not.

There are options.

Which, if anything, is evidence the police should have been fired and the whole system retooled a long time ago.

I’ll stop beating around the bush and just say it: I know why dems won’t stand up to MAGA no matter what ICE does to their constituents. It’s because they’re as greedy and authoritarian as the rest, just wearing a mask of civility and wielding softer power. They’re letting it happen because they will find a way to enrich themselves regardless.

ICE didn’t teleport into the state. They’re not all standing in the same place at the same time. There are options. I mean, other than flopping on the floor and going “NOOOOO” like Stewart on Mad TV.

I got news for ya: the martial law and brutal oppression of all American people is inevitable if MAGA isn’t stopped. It’s not a matter of them only doing it if we get out of hand. Every day is another step they take toward the goal of total subjugation.

When is one of these state governors going to just straight up say “what ICE is doing is illegal and unconstitutional. we won’t let you do this. leave now or be shot on sight by real law enforcement”? Just going “nooo, please don’t do thiiiiis” while armed masked thugs kill people in your streets isn’t doing shit to people who don’t care about the law and think they’ll always be in power.

And then he immediately died, without any further development, without explaining his behavior, and without any context. The end. /s

Vague allegations from one person, that never led to an indictment. My standards of proof are a little higher than that, thanks and no thanks.

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Interesting! I wonder what history has to say about appeasing tyrants, and how it worked out in the past.

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Your friends are still here, but they’re not in charge. Violent, armed bullies have taken over and are driving this country - with the rest of us in it - off a cliff. They aren’t just invading Greenland, they’re invading us. Our homes, our schools, our workplaces, our courts, all invaded. The authorities we armed and entrusted to uphold the law have seen their opportunity to go mask-off and support fascism. Your friends here are outclassed, outgunned, and oppressed.

Remember that America isn’t a monolith. If you were to put a bullet in the head of every US soldier to set foot on Greenland, we will celebrate your victory. Because we care about humanity, and our armed forces have given theirs up to fulfill a hateful dream. They’ve made their decision and deserve whatever’s coming to them.

I hope you understand that this take puts you in the company of tyrants and fascists, including the Nazis. Your hate is no better than their hate.