Wait, I thought he promised to stop drinking if he was confirmed as secretary of defense. He wouldn’t lie, would he? So he must be this stupid sober.

The warm feeling of helping billionaires in need of a new yacht?

Not enough? Fine, here is another great benefit: The money will also go to fund and expend the new US gestapo ICE. Soon, ICE won’t just go after ‘Mexican looking’ people, but also anyone critical of Trump, so they really need more people.