As a kid I used to eat handfuls of salt, probably lucky I didn’t die of sodium poisoning.

I missed the word asleep at first :(

I played Doom as a child and I turned out!

The Bible

But but the asshole cause that’s gay

I actually considered both animal shelter and vfd, animal shelter wasn’t interested and it would cost around $600 to get started for fire department, yes cost. Been so bored I’d do yardwork for free but once again equipment cost etc, plus everyone is convinced you’re out to murder them.

Doesn’t really exist here, there’s work that most people drive to from 30+ minutes away and church which I refuse to go to for obvious reasons. Everything closes at 10 including on the weekends, there’s a lot of lot of America that’s like this, I’ve tried moving, didn’t help.