This is WAY too coherent. 100% written by a staffer, probably via chatgpt

Suckers

Enough for like 1 pipe

COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!

Too bad they cant make a law against murder

Lets see, I DO want to know non-white people are suffering, but I don’t want my kids to see it. Why is this so hard??

As if that title offers any privileges these days

Duhhhhhhhhh

Straight to hell

Sell weed

A gallon paint can full of thermite can be lit with a sparkler

My jellyfin has every episode

Do you want the sundried tomatoes?

Every dollar store has a variety pack of “security screw” drivers

Duhhhhhhhh

“Bell’s early managers sought to limit frivolous telephoning, especially undignified activities like courting or gossiping over the telephone, and to control certain groups of users, like women, children, and servants, who were thought to be particular offenders.”

Could still be trump

Whats more American than breaking a treaty with the natives

Good enough is good enough

Black marker works on most plastic