You are kidding, right? Right?
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Cake day: March 13th, 2025
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UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyzto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A completely useful compulsion I have.English8·3 days agoI do that all the time. The eggs MUST BE balanced.
UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyzto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!English1·3 days agoI woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. It happens all the time. It’s detachable
To shit, or not to shit.
Depends on the game. In fast paced games 100ms ping may negatively affect the gameplay (though normally the game is still playable), but in slower paced games it normally doesn’t matter that much yet.
UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyzto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Border officers saw a couple behaving oddly with a baby - and uncovered a mysteryEnglish111·8 days agoThe reason for the foster care is stated in the article:
“But a social worker from the Children and Family Court Advisory Service CAFCASS said she believed Lucy had been neglected, underfed and under stimulated.”
1 or 5
I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.
That thing is mainly used for shitting, pissing and puking.