In that situation I think the crowds haven’t noticed the lions are about to jump the fence and the legions have closed the gates.

Nah, I watched the documentary Suits, it totally works!

Double down-do the thing again.

Numbers 5:11-31 It details how a husband can “test” his wife with the Bitter Water-if she miscarries it was a bastard, if she’s “innocent” it doesn’t do anything. The version I saw has “16 “‘The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the Lord. 17 Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water”. Presumably this is the recipe though there’s probably other versions with some more details.

Did they leave out some high ranking general with the same name? In their frantic CYA narrative isn’t there some key person missing from the chat, and if so why not name them?