Zedd

If they’re not yiffing, I’m not reading.

At least I’m not the only one who had this idea

Sure, but imagine you join a meeting and the lead engineer is sitting in a ball pit. Isn’t your first response going to be to laugh? Then he shifts to grab something and slowly sinks out of frame. It’s 100% going to make whatever stupid meeting better.

If only. Shipping on ball pit balls is stupid expensive. I looked at filling a 6x12 office like 3 feet deep and it was going to be almost $3000 once shipping was included. Yes, I am still bitter about it. I just didn’t want to deal with an office chair anymore.

That’s normal under the sink stuff, and not anything you’d use to make meth.

Oh look, it’s me. Except I’ve put in 600 applications in 6 months without a single response. 15 years as a Devops engineer at fortune 100 companies, and can’t make it to round one.