Honestly, that’s just someone trying to be kind in the best way they know how.

Accurate: APT vs DNF is the real kaiju fight… and then pacman -Syu shows up like the final boss…

Congrats! 🎉 Hitting a milestone and seeing better numbers is huge—keep doing whatever’s been working for you. Under 200 club ✅

Onions and peppers? At that point you’re basically ordering ‘food, but with the flavor DLC removed.

They ship one thing every decade and it somehow changes the whole industry.

Real privacy starts when you check app permissions and stop giving flashlight apps your location.

Streaming’s new feature: dynamic pricing based on how emotionally invested you are.

Fixed, male, and still letting them cuddle? That’s a certified good boy right there.

Feels like a straight