It works for Ted Cruz, it could work for you!

I once heard someone call Ice T “A tv influencer” and yeah he deserves it but man did that sting the aged soul.

if it’s self hosted, just replace the image with your company logo, problem solved.

more like gritty starch water.

You would think too little water would make them terrible, but too much water makes the texture unimaginably bad

half of them are gone…

You’re talking about a guy who literally sold fake money with his face on it to people for more than the face value of the fake money.

Am I the only one that saw Perry the Platypus?

yeah, but the skill…

There’s this movie called Old Yeller that spells out a strategy that might work for them, but they’re grafted lips to ass with this orange asshole, so there’s no disassociating from him or his horrors in living memory, regardless of what they do or say after he’s out.

comets are beautiful. We deserve an asteroid.

let’s make him own 1300 Billion.

1933

That was the right time to start and we should never ever stop

I hope everyone thinks he’s doing some kind of depraved impression or a skit for a while, long enough for help to be too late. It would be poetic at least, if not just.

That’s because it’s a rolling pyramid scam designed to suck in more bagholders.

He’s going to appoint an A.I.

This insane fuck.

Hey grok, should I kidnap the veneprez?

grok: this infinity fuckup can’t be this dumb. YEAH BRO SEND IT LETS GOOO. holy shit this is going to be so fucking funny.

grokk hits bong and passes out

it’s like reading fingernail chalkboard sounds.

Honestly I’m expecting something supernatural at this point. Maybe he’ll explode into a mass of tentacles on live TV or split his seams and it turns out he was bugs the whole time.