Wait till I tell you what gnu means

time for a little snack! mooooood!

It’s settled. My next cat is gonna be mildew

coffey*

Just like the drink, only spelt differently

> implying he even has a peepee

She knows. She just don’t care

Yep. Couldn’t put his trashy name on it. So he’s going to demolish it.

Parents don’t parent anymore.

People are afraid of being enslaved by aliens, but given human history, we’d likely enslave them.

Funny of you to think humans will even be around in 100 years, let alone one million.

so now instead of just your phone number, now they have a LOT of other info about you. Makes sense. Privacy!

in which the baby… also dies. So… yeah…

Kill the baby, or kill the baby AND the mother? Fuck abortion bans.

a number of distros have said they will never capitulate. Zorin, for example.