My friend Pat and I used to remove labels from cans in people’s pantries at university.

This cracked me up way more than it should have.

I understand your desire, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna use any spreadsheet software on my phone. I can think of few worse platforms for excel. Even my iPad Pro is a nightmare if I don’t have my Magic Keyboard and a mouse. I’ll crack out a laptop or talk through it with gpt.

I love Jon Stewart as much as the next guy. I think he could do a better job than Trump is doing, but that’s setting a very low bar. Surely there’s someone more qualified than comedy news host John Stewart.

Social media isn’t broken. It’s working exactly how it was meant to. We just need to break free of it.

That place is becoming more and more of a shithole. Bots, Ads, trolls, garbage mods… deleted the app last month.

He’s gonna have homeless people “disappeared”. Like their lives weren’t shit enough already. He’s gotta get disappeared himself. I’m still waiting to wake up from this nightmare.

“Yeah, y’see? That’s what we do with kitties who don’t listen” “meow?”

Missed opportunity to coin the term “Aitheist” Fools.

This caught my eye as well. Haha. Some people are constantly looking for a machine to rage against.

Meh. I’m usually happy to just scan my own shit and bounce. Even a $500 Costco trip. I usually shop with earbuds in, so it’s just me and some tunes anyway. I just switch off my brain, follow my list, and go.

Dude is a great decision machine. Someone should make him preside- oh. 😕

Mr. “When you’re famous they let you grab ‘em by the pussy” Dickbag Trump? No way he’d do this!

He ran on shit like that and got voted in. Fucking twice. Country’s fucked.

Did they mean piece of shit prize?

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Funny fact about a cage, they’re never built for just one group. So when that cage is done with them and you’re still poor, it come for you.

What do I know? I’m Canadian haha. I saw the red, white, n blue and thought “murka”.

“You guys! It’s for research, you guys! C’mon, you guys! Jesus really needed me to do this important research, you guys!”

Or from the other side of the street

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