They say that patience is a virtue, but I disagree. I believe that patience is the protein that you use to build the muscle of virtue.

All my shit is locked down. Nobody else knows the passwords or codes for it. When I die, it goes with me.

I’m not falling for it, I’m making them up.

I had some success using nginx reverse proxy with let’s encrypt.

There should be a couple of guides online that will tell you how to do that.

I was running Nginx through Portainer on Proxmox, and the Let’s Encrypt certificate was set to my local IP address for nginx.

I have a stupid conspiracy theory.

I believe they were trying to groom him to be the next Trump, and they wanted to duplicate the (also probably fake) assassination attempt and accidentally merc’d him.

So now they’re just trying to make lemonade out of lemons.

If I’m right that means that once the next big election cycle goes through we shouldn’t hear much more about him.

That’s a good way to get yourself to no longer be the Prime Minister of Australia.

What if they mean it like Loki?

For some reason, I have an incredibly difficult time not saying like.

I bet if there were a word cloud of mymost commonly used words of all of my posts, “like” would be the sun in my fucking word solar system.

I would say that I’m a good enough person.

I do the things that good people do because it feels like the right thing to do, up until the point where I feel like I’m risking overextending myself and then I stop doing that.

I feel bad when I do not do a good thing.

At the same time I know I have done bad things. I have accepted my fault in those situations and apologized to the people that I have hurt in the past and I am still trying to become a better person. So I am good enough to pass for a good person, but I am not an objectively purely good person.

But then again, no one is.

All work and no play makes Homer go crazy.

I know this much is true.

I wear my sunglasses at night So I can, so I can Watch you weave then breathe your story lines

It’s probably easier to get UPS to pay than it is to get USPS to pay.

I recently shipped a $3,500 laptop across country through USPS and they just fucking lost it.

I had actually paid the extra for the insurance, so I filed a loss package claim, and they tried to offer me $50, and demanded that I show proof that the package that I sent to them that they lost was actually worth $3,500. They wanted receipts, they wanted pictures, they wanted everything to prove that that’s what it was.

Like, I paid them. I want to say $35 for the insurance (out of the company budget, it wasn’t my personal cash), and they wanted to put me through the ringer to actually live up to their side of the agreement.

Fortunately, after I filed the claim, they magically found the $3,500 laptop and then sent it on its way, but i- we literally paid for next day shipping, and it was not even next month when it finally arrived.

So needless to say, anytime we are shipping packages, we are using UPS because it’s going to be a hell of a lot easier to deal with them. And so far, they’ve never let us down.

This is evidence that if enough people get together and reject the companies that are profiting off of being evil to us, that the companies will start to change.

Of course, don’t get it wrong, Microsoft has not done nearly enough to undo the years of fuckery that they have been fucking with, but it is nice to see them move a little in the right direction.

They have a long way to go.

I believe that’s a digital credit card reader, which wasn’t a thing until, like, what, the late 90s or something?

You can’t manifest a Lamborghini.

But you can live with the mentality that you will own a Lamborghini one day and it will be a nice one and it will be a good one and you will find the way to make it happen, and more likely than not, you will succeed.

But it’s probably not going to just fall into your lap. It will be the consequence of believing that you can do it and then acting in accordance with the idea that you can do it and therefore doing the things that you have to do in order to make it happen.

Weaboos like top me daddy

My username is Bizarroland for a reason.

True story, I once got a barks root beer and the cashier decided to put it in a paper bag like it was a real beer and while I was walking home because I lived like four blocks away from the gas station, a cop pulled me over and he was like, “what you got in the bag boy?” And I responded, “it’s a beer”. And he said, “why the fuck you drinking a beer walking down the street” and I’m like, “cause it’s a root beer!” and he got mad at me and drove off.

And it was one of those stupid things that people do, not even a funny story, but the picture reminded me of it, but it was extra stupid because I was a brown teenager in the deep south.

I’m guessing they went for pussy and accidently hit ass.