I know what I’m getting with my $5000 check that’s definitely in the mail

Gross

You wouldn’t download a milk, would you?

The Beatles’ album, Revolver (unfortunately for my friends, I can talk about it for at least 30 minutes)

*then

Wait… if trans people are a myth, doesn’t that mean that anyone going into the women’s restroom is a woman and anyone going into the men’s restroom is a man?

So he wants to send them to public school. Got it.

I know it’s not nearly as easy as 10s, but I always think of Freedom Unit liquid measurements in 4s.

1 gallon = 4 quarts (the name kind of gives that one away) 1 quart = 4 cups 1 cup = 4 quarter cups (yeah yeah, I know. Duh. But wait…) 1 quarter cup = 4 tablespoons

And then teaspoons have to be little assholes and throw the whole thing off, but whatever.

He was told there wouldn’t be any fact-checking

His blood was warm. It’s fine

Honestly, you have a beautiful smile. Every time I see that smile I know it’s a Rin post.

(The rest of you is also gorgeous, but that smile chef’s kiss)