Keep It Stupid, Simple

Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru I’ve got a horse outside

And fuck your Mitsubishi I’ve a horse outside

If you’re looking for a ride, I’ve a horse outside

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

Mmm a nice cold can of Dritc

Captain Planet, he’s a hero

I know I shouldn’t kink shame but the fold capturing that D ring is objectively disgusting

(had gherkins)

This makes perfect sense in Leeds

Tbf they didn’t say they’re a good capitalist, just a staunch one.

They don’t think we’re incompetent cats. They know we’re incompetent humans.

Came to comment exactly this! Although I was tempted by:

“This review has only one line, it says ‘Shit Sandwich.’”

Well that depends on where you look at the earth from doesn’t it. It’s like saying ‘righty righty, lefty loosey’ which only holds true as long as you’re thinking about the top edge of the screw head.

Instructions unclear, now I’m wet and sticky and banned from the gym

Not more specific I’m just correcting the inaccuracy - it’s a quote from your source :) I had a look around for a more specific figure too though out of interest and I’m really surprised that particular statistic isn’t easier to find given how shocking the numbers are. I’m not in the US so this subject always seems mad any way you look at it.

Edit: This site seems to have good data but you’d have to analyze it to come up with figures. The charts are very disturbing.

“There were 2,526 gun deaths in 2022 among 1- to 17-year-olds, averaging to nearly 7 per day.”

48,204 is total gun deaths.

These are both horrific figures and in no way am I intending to diminish either.