Every county in VA moved further to the left except for four, some of them by double digits.

The VA and NJ governor races weren’t even close.

Mississippi flipped a couple state seats and broke the Republican supermajority.

Georgia elected two Democrats in red areas to state positions that haven’t been held by Democrats in a long time.

And then of course there’s CA Prop 50, which cancels out Texas’ redistricting and was done via the will of the people.

Overall a very good night!

An open-faced sandwich isn’t even a sandwich.

He cannot “cancel the election.” States run elections, not the federal government.

The Colorado situation was always going to be an uphill battle. How do you envision this happening? Federal goons going into every swing state and forcing him onto their ballots? And then people proceeding to vote in a candidate they know shouldn’t be on there?

States run their own elections, and they won’t put him on their ballots. Maybe some would, but most would not.

Sure, except your body moves a little bit on the bed over the course of the year. So by adjusting the blanket you’re adding more coverage to your body for that portion of the year.

How about all religions?

Me, except no porn so I’m ravenous for that pussy when she gets back.

She won’t make it out of the primaries.

Martial law was supposed to have happened like three times already.

Mine does the same! Sometimes he also makes a little paw pillow for himself.

Salted butter is.

Get a butter bell! No more cold hard butter.

You can change your tax withholding whenever you want.

But a function nonetheless, and it’s been one for millions of years and since before we were human.

Eyes have a huge role in communication.

She was never gonna run again. She was an unpopular candidate to begin with, and only ran because there was no other option. Biden and the Democrats really fucked us over.

Love is like a roll of tape

It’s real good for making two things one

But just like that roll of tape

Love sometimes breaks off before you are done

Another way that love is similar to tape

That I’ve noticed

Is sometimes, it’s hard to see the end

You search 'round the roll

You search 'round the roll

You search 'round the roll

With your fingernail

Again and again and again and again

And again…

If loving “Songs for Christmas” by Sufjan Stevens is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

An elegant meme, for a more civilized age.