My comment probably included a clause in it somewhere. ‘If’ ‘but’ ‘except’ ‘sometimes’ ‘when’. None of these are difficult words. If you cannot read them, you’re a fucking idiot and your opinion is just noise pollution.

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  • That would do it

    Edit: wait. We need the hairiest possible trans guy with a rocket powered exploding strap on that will splatter corpse around. Maybe an NBC suit.

    Edit: okay I’m designing this in my head. Clear material to clean easily, but a heavy plate to take the blast, a crumple-zone strap on so his pelvis doesn’t shatter about a half meter long with little flanges so it stops more of the explosion as it comes out to go up the mitch’s ass, and a small bomb on the tip to explode the corpse as far up as they can get. Maybe a bayonet, to make it into the chest cavity?

    And he has to be from or move to that district, so he can run in the special election. Because how do you lose after that? The machismo crowd just watched you fucksplode your enemy’s corpse.









  • As someone who has been offering those insights for longer than many people have been alive: they call you a nerd hate you for trying to make their lives harder and tell you to fuck off, because mastodon takes five seconds and one decision more to register for than Twitter.

    Then ten/fifteen/twenty years later when they panic because you were right about everything, they blame you for Facebook being evil because you knew about it. Despite being the one person they know without a Facebook account.

    You’re making up someone to be mad at, who yells at people for using a GUI and shouts “nooooob!” Without irony. That person sounds unpleasant, and I would like an apology for the assumption that I’m them.