Wingman is the term you’re looking for.

But in my date’s opinion, he was clam jamming her!

I had a girl bring a guy friend along on our first date without giving me a heads up for the same reason. I was like, ok that’s a little weird but whatever. I’m certainly not going to give someone shit for doing something that makes them feel comfortable. Ended up chatting it up with the guy friend who turned out to be super cool.

So me and the girl end up seriously dating after a while and she later tells me that she spent most of our first date trying to subtly get her friend to leave so that she could spend more time with me.

Go woke or go broke 💪

It’s going to take them a long time to build back the good will that they threw away on one stupid decision. These idiots need to realize that capitulating to the far right doesn’t pay.

In fact, they should have learned their lesson when they fired James Gunn and lost him to DC Studios.

He gets the same sympathy from me that he gave to other shooting victims, trans people and immigrants.

Catfished to death by a chatbot is a rough way to go.

Dogs and cats can definitely perceive spiciness from capsaicin. Are you maybe thinking about birds? They cannot.

Tell it to my tummy, box.

You’re right. It’s a very similar painting from the same artist. I’ve updated my comment. Thanks!

Soldat und Tod Death Directs the Bullet - Hans Larwin, 1917

They shot themselves through the chest in the hope that the bullet would hit a trans person behind them.

I got a different impression from Scrubs. To me it was a show mostly about doctors, and whenever it did talk about the healthcare industry, it was largely critical. It’s been a while since I’ve seen it, but I remember they would frequently criticize the bullshit and red tape in the healthcare industry. I think there’s even an episode in the first season where they commit insurance fraud to save a poor patient.

Or if it’s my one year old, 2.5 seconds and she’s getting into something she’s not supposed to.

That’s 15 minutes from my house. Fuck this state.

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Tariffs allow Trump to pay for his tax cuts to the ultra wealthy by stealing from the working class, without them knowing. He also gets to position himself as a strongman and negotiator. There you go.

The 1+2 remasters were actually really solid. I’m cautiously optimistic about this one.

Having a gun for self defense fucks with your head. When my wife and I lived in a relatively rural area, I used to keep a shotgun under our bed for protection, but I eventually got rid of it. Never shot it a single time, but you’d better believe every time I cleaned it or moved it or just remembered I had it, I was imagining the horrible situation I might be forced to use it in. That shit low key fucked me up. Strange sound in the middle of the night? Better grab the gun.

I can’t even begin to imagine carrying one on me, especially in public. I like to think I have a pretty level head, but some people are just waiting for you to look at them the wrong way so they finally have that moment. So frightened or psychotic or some combination of the two that their first instinct is to just start shooting. Hell, my wife’s cousin-in-law got in a fucking shootout when he cut someone off in traffic.

Used to be very pro responsible gun ownership, but lately I’m thinking that level of responsibility is far too rare in people.