Don Kiedyck

It’s baseball season.

This is the first website I ever saw. My brother is an asshole.

So they’re both Austin Powers?

I’m pretty sure that first testimonial is actually Austin Powers.

Masturbate.

The Iraq war was “justified” largely for the same reason the Iran war is being.

To distract everyone from the Epstein files?

“We are all African.” — Richard Dawkins

Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry fan

What about tallywhacker? Or schlong?

I’m always left out.

How does one go to a collage?

I hate when autocorrect changes “limp dicks” to “lame ducks”.

Seriously? Just pee in the washing machines like the rest of us.

I’m not thoroughly convinced by your mere claim of not being an expert.

I’ve always found it fascinating that Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have the same middle name.

Jesus Christ, look at the time.

I hope your asshole grows tastebuds.