I’m not convinced the SRPD would actually respond in any of those scenarios. Even IF they gave a fuck, would they show up on time before Cletus and co. break down the door? If they’re too late, do they bother chasing the kidnapper-cops down? I dunno, you’re expecting cops to fuck with cops, and at least I have yet to see any of that, despite everything that’s happened already

I’m assuming you’re male? If so, this sounds like an exact description of my sexuality. If someone really wants specifics, I usually just say “I like femmes/femininity” or “I’m not into mascs.” But 99% of the time I just say I’m straight. Seems accurate enough to me