Cross your fingers that the rig burns to the ground so you can get your insurance check

TLDR: it’s a “”“news”“” article about a Reddit post and does not remotely represent the average Apple user

Core memory unlocked. My childhood public pool had one of these and it was incredibly loud

Also mom: I wonder why <offspring> never tells me anything anymore

Neato, now do the 20 inch iPad where you have to go 2 menus deep to turn on your heated seats