omg I had that table

But what about shareholders?

Police? I would like to report a murder. Yes, I’ll hold.

Just one is all you need, really

UPDATE: so the found amount was $160. we ended up making a vague poster saying “valuable found in area. Send description to email below”. We waited a few days and got an email from a guy saying they lost $40 in the area. We waited a few more days and then the kids offered to give $40 from their find to the random guy as a good deed and we agreed they could keep the rest.

UPDATE TO UPDATE: I coordinated to meet with the guy (I didn’t want the kids meeting with a random guy), but the guy didn’t show up, so I gave the kids their $40 too

You’re supposed to stay in your seat during take off and landing. Please, remain in your seat. Why do you keep getting out of your seat and silently scream at the babies?!

deleted by creator

Damn, there is still one god active. Whatever you do, don’t