And a blow job.

Depends on where You live. In Denmark, I’m working around in a winter jacket. In Poland I would rock a T-shirt today.

Is that Shatner? I never noticed.

Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.

I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.

I know I wouldn’t let her date You.

I finally went wireless a week ago. I realized their advantage when the cable on my headphones broke for a millionth time.

You mean “When” not “If”.

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And we will call them Memys. You know, like Emmys, but with two letters switched. There should probably go a statuette with it, like the Emmy statuette but with the figure holding a well known meme. First that comes to mind is the doge dog, but that has been soiled. Got any ideas on that?

When describing his Trump rally salute, you can use the word "nazi. It was a “nazi salute”.

Nobody thought about that earlier? We should do an instance about it or something. I’d do it, but after 2 years I still don’t know how the fediverse works.

Internet rule, even the most obvious spelling error because of autocorrect, will be pointed out. On the other hand, why did it correct love to lore? I’m pretty sure, the former is the more often used word.

Because his true love is the couch. He actually killed the pope, because he wouldn’t let him marry the couch.

I would nominate this for this year’s meme awards.

Polish person living in Denmark here. The Danish lore licorice. I can’t understand why, because for me it’s disgusting. Half of their candy is licorice based. You have to really watch out not to accidentally buy something licorice flavored. It happened to me a few times. My friend once actually asked if the hot dog sauce isn’t licorice flavoured, just in case.

What do You mean ‘Leave politics’? You were never in politics. You bought yourself a made up job at the white house. That’s not the same as being a politician.

Well, he’s not the first.

I know. That’s what’s scary. You remember the post from somewhere, where a redneck called the pope not a real Christian? Because he showed compassion?