I don’t think so, these numbers are population averages and the relationship probably doesn’t apply at the individual level. Also humans don’t tend to follow this rule as closely due to things like medicine.

Mammals generally get 1.5 billion heart beats in their lifetime regardless of size.

My store bought favorites are chili garlic Cholula and the green tabasco. I also make my own (commented on another reply about what)

I also make my own. I’ve tried a lot of different peppers and random ingredients. I think my favorite was a mango habanero (fermented with mango and some other goodies, also added some fresh mango at the end before blending and pasteurizing). I also made a few fun fermented sauces with those dried chilies you can get in bags from the grocery store, added some fresh ingredients like carrot and onion to get the ferment going.

Mole

Burger King’s Chicken fries

Picard breaking down in the mud with his brother about his assimilation.