But then please don’t return to sender!

and is probably prone to cat in the middle attacks …

Add …in my ass to your last search query.

I doubt there was porn at that time!

But could an elephant also have done it first?

I recently bought Dredge because I thought it was a cozy fishing game with some relaxed adventure bits. Oh was I silly.

Who (and when) was the first person in history to wank? And how did they find out?

You motherfuckers even got guns and let it happen. So stop blaming us for the fucking right idiots. Many of us care. A lot.

Found the embedded systems engineer!