Meanwhile today:

🇮🇱 We are occupying land and committing war crimes in the Middle East

🇺🇸 Um what

🇮🇱 And we are working undercover to brainwash you with propaganda so you can defend them

🇺🇸 That’s fucked up

🇮🇱 We need your taxes to support anything that we want to do

🇺🇸 We heavily disapprove of your government

🇮🇱 Then stop us

🇺🇸 Nah sounds like a lot of work and also we’re too compromised to have any power over you

The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top

Fun fact: a lot of people who don’t respect one don’t respect the other

Tell me you know nothing about beekeeping…

They literally only take honey that the bees don’t need. If the bees lose enough honey for it to hurt them, then guess what? They can’t continue to grow and keep making honey. If bees had an actual problem with it, they wouldn’t be so chill about it either

Meanwhile bats have no way of making agave. It’s just there, and then when we harvest it, there’s just gonna be less for them to have. That’s the difference

One’s an excess product that we’re literally allowed by the animal to take, the other’s a food source for an endangered species of bat

You should reconsider

https://apnews.com/article/endangered-mexican-bats-migration-agave-nectar-e3eabb72454b86bc43d0a83471cf9a2e

That bulldog’s face goes so perfectly well, both here and in the oregano

Unexpected Peep Show

This reminds me of the same naming treatment that telephones got, once something else got called a phone

Had a long distance gf when I was 14 who told me she would break up with me if I didn’t show my D on Skype. We were both minors but it definitely ticks the coercion box

I could say the same for your point, since you clearly have the freedom to work at a job that you enjoy

It’s all relative to how privileged you were in school vs how privileged you are in your job market

“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: ‘It might have been’”

I often think about that quote whenever I miss the past. Nostalgia is inevitable, but regret over missed opportunities is never guaranteed :,)

…unless you fuck up by not assuming anything

AKA being autistic

Learned that the hard way when I was best friends with someone who literally obsessed over their life being like a real-life K-drama

The thing about people who thrive on being the center of drama is that eventually you will be a part of it even if you try your damnedest not to

I’m just saying, in school you still had your whole life ahead of you, including your 20s

Everything was fun and exciting. The consequences of forgetting stuff or messing up weren’t as bad. You weren’t forced to work with anyone. Making friends was much easier. There were clubs and activities

Tap or click the URL, change “fandom” to “antifandom”

Been doing that to skip the annoying kid/adult popup

Literally the first two lines of their anthem

Size up, never skinny!
It not fit small body!

I can just hear him doing that nasal cry of pain

EEEEAAHHHHHH!!!

You will when you’re 24 with a shitty retail job and no friends…

If there’s any still in there, you’re doing it wrong

Ok while we’re at it, I don’t know the difference between a harpoon and a bayonet. One’s a knife rifle, the other’s a knife rifle

Edit: googled it to make my ignorance obsolete, this has been a good laugh