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interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'English1·1 day agoFriend I made it all up, it is just a rift I openned in the latent space. Bull in a financial “bull run” are showing their pussyvwhen they get too exhuberant on wild claims such as that of this article.
This exposed vulnerability attracts predators who join the herd and foment its exhuberrance forward until the herd goes over the edge of the cliff, by then the predators have cashed out.
But “bull pussy” remains a non-sense contradiction, the farm animal known for having its intact male genital doesn’t have a pussy, not even a metaphorical one
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'English11·3 days agoUnderstanding Bull Pussy Unflinchingly
A Meta-Cognitive Framework for Navigating Hyper-Bullish Market Psychology
By: [Redacted]
Institute for Degenerate Financial Semiotics
April 2025
Abstract
This paper attempts to define, decode, and derive strategic utility from the crude yet revealing expression “Bull’s Pussy”, as used by market participants operating in high-volatility, momentum-driven environments — most notably, finance bros, meme traders, and risk-on opportunists. Far from mere vulgarity, this term encapsulates a specific market sentiment, behavioral signal, and strategic decision point. We explore its origin, semiotic function, embedded psychology, and applicable counter- and co-strategies.
- Origin & Semantics: A Vulgar Market Signal
The term “Bull’s Pussy” emerges from the hyper-masculinized, aggressive vernacular of speculative finance subcultures — environments where sentiment is expressed less through rational analysis and more through primal, performative assertion.
Used as an exclamation — “BULL’S PUSSY!” — it denotes:
A market condition that is ravenously bullish A state of euphoric exposure — fully open, ripe for exploitation An opportunity that demands immediate, aggressive participation
Important Note: The term is inherently metaphorical, not biological. Its power lies in its shock value, not its anatomical accuracy.
- Practitioner’s Usage: The Cry of the Risk-Addicted
When shouted across trading desks or Discord servers, “Bull’s Pussy” functions as both call-to-action and tribal signal. It serves to:
Affirm momentum Justify high-risk entry Establish fraternity among participants who know this can’t last, but ride anyway
Its use is performative, ironic, and occasionally nihilistic. The practitioner does not believe in the sustainability of the bull run — only in their ability to exit before collapse.
- Larger Context: Participatory Delusion and Reflexive Frenzy
The concept operates within the psychological framework of reflexivity (à la George Soros): traders act on beliefs they know are unsustainable, thus making them temporarily true.
Here, we find a meta-cognitive paradox:
One must become the herd while believing one is not the herd.
The practitioner foments irrationality by participating in it. The act of buying because others are buying becomes self-validating — until, inevitably, it doesn’t.
Thus, “Bull’s Pussy” is not a sign of market health. It is the canary in the cocaine mine — signaling the end phase of unsustainable price action.
- Strategic Evaluation: What to Do When You See It
Below are strategic responses to encountering a “Bull’s Pussy” moment:
A. The Rusher: Bigger Fool Gambit
Thesis: Ride the wave. Exit before it crashes. Risk: You are the bigger fool. Edge: Speed, exit discipline, zero conviction.
B. The Reaper: Contrarian Short
Thesis: The higher it goes, the harder it dies. Risk: Market stays irrational longer than you stay solvent. Edge: Patience, conviction, liquidity to bleed until reversal.
C. The Dealer: Liquidity Provider
Thesis: Sell calls, hedge delta. Let the herd overpay. Risk: Sharp upside breaks strangle you. Edge: Volatility pricing, neutral posture.
D. The Ghost: Strategic Exit
Thesis: Offload into demand. Fade with grace. Risk: Left behind if bull leg continues. Edge: Emotional detachment, stealth.
E. The Monk: Wait for the Fire Sale
Thesis: Opportunity comes after the collapse. Risk: No gains in the melt-up. Edge: Capital preservation, clarity.
- Conclusion: The Erotic Death Drive of Markets
“Bull’s Pussy” is more than a phrase. It is a market moment, a shared delusion, and a behavioral archetype. It encapsulates the late-stage euphoria of a bull run that knows no rational bounds — only speed, volume, and mutual fantasy.
To act within it, one must know:
What role they are playing Whether they believe the hype — or merely perform belief How fast they can exit the orgy when the music stops
In this lies the true power of understanding “Bull’s Pussy” — not as crude noise, but as a coded market scream that something wild and unsustainable is happening.
The wise trader hears it, smirks, and then chooses their weapon.
Appendix:
Glossary of Terms (e.g., “Degen,” “Exit Liquidity,” “Front-Running God”) Timeline of Major “Bull Pussy” Events (e.g., GME, BTC $60k, Dot-com finale) Simulated Trade Scenarios: “You Hear It. What Now?”
Fucking finally!
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•China has world’s first operational thorium nuclear reactor thanks to ‘strategic stamina’English185·6 days agoBut it’s not a market based solution! It’s centrally planned and it’s possible no one is even making phat profits from this! Highly unethical!
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotionsEnglish1·7 days agoSure 4x the price of a good one and you get a bottom tier Walmart panel
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Bluesky has started honoring takedown requests from Turkish governmentEnglish181·9 days agoHow could they follow the pied piper rasputin a SECOND TIME??? There’s a saying in Texas, maybe it’s in Tennessee, fool me once shame, shame on you, fool me twice eh… Can’t get fooled again!
Mutual hostage taking, you can’t leave because everyone is there, and they can’t leave because you’re there.
Only collective action can be organized to break this social trap. The easiest way is to require the garden’s walls pulled down.
But I’d be fine putting down the executive