I hated my hair but I sure do miss it.

This must be the final solution to autism

Who the hell still carries around paper checks?

Old people who wish to punish everyone else in line at the grocery store.

Vance killed him because the Pope didn’t own a suit

I’ve had Pixels for years and the call screener is my favorite feature. It confuses so many people.

I’ve used freetaxusa.com for a few years now. It’s not exactly free, not for how I file taxes anyway, but it’s cheaper than something like TurboTax.

State flag jealousy is a real thing. Sic Semper Tyrannis, mf’ers!

We’re not voting our way out of this.

This removed wears clothes made of two types of fabric.