The two-party system in the United States consists of “Republicans” and “Everyone else”.

Say it to his face!

I don’t know too much, but once I lived near the area and heard others talking about it, the idea of The Big Boss Man “hailing from Cobb County, Georgia” made a bit more sense.

It’s been years since I was anywhere near Cobb County, but I’d be willing to bet it’s probably not.

I mean, aside from all those times I shoplifted, back in the day…

If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.

N’hot Dog?

I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.

And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.

Even Dr. King had disparaging words for people like that.

Does that babby hate its meat?

Rappers Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice are still expected to perform.

Considering the events of the past week, that seems to be the most likely action he’ll take.

Some of my favorites include:

The Mysterious Cities of Gold

Spartakus and The Sun Beneath The Sea

ALF

Jayce and The Wheeled Warriors