trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn

it was just one guy who was like

 for num in range(3000000):

  if num < 23000:

    Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True)

    continue

  Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

i thought it was obvious i was joking but yeah, that would be faster

the topic differentiation technology doesn’t exist yet, so i just hit ctrl+c about a second after i hit enter

my shit is optimized AF

I have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my .zshrc i have fastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

That letter is all the proof anyone needs that the adults left the room a long time ago. It’s just like one of his dementia-inspired tweets

our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe

it’s a long shot, but i’m hoping that given how incompetent the trump admin is, they just release all the files on whitehouse.gov, but you can remove the black highlighter with inspect element

you can tell he knows what a good boy he is

whenever i see his name i’m just like

she lies and says she’s in love with him

can’t find a fetterman

so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes

“Says here you’re from…NEW MEXICO! HAH! GOTCHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A MEXICAN!”

shouldn’t there be an easy fix to this madness? just give trump a bright shiny trophy and tell him he earned it all by himself, like a big boy

from now on he’s gona be concerned, making texts like “hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?”

TIL it’s 2018

hang on let me check my frog folder

i have 684 frogs in my frog folder

i dunno man if you turn off the news and only look at headlines occasionally, the world doesn’t seem like it’s falling apart. i mean it definitely is, but from where you’re standing everything seems fine. works for me