wake up

read news about genocide in Gaza

brush teeth

go to work

I am a simple man, I see Elizabeth Warren I post

After careful consideration, unfortunately we —

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness - I’ve been saying the phrase ever since. Example:

Friend : “I got demoted to silver in League”

Me: “Damn, that’s infinite sadness”

It’s a nice off-ramp for meatbrains to adapt a plant based diet, but should be treated as such, like nicotine gum and not relied on as true substitute. At this point, I much prefer tempeh, mushroom and bean burgers that dont bother pretending to be meat and cant ever imagine actually eating any real meat anymore, lab grown, synthetic, or otherwise

Colorado would be Switzerland of North America, but with concussed weed smoking ski bums instead of billionaire globalist

I don’t

1. Crack open 11% alcohol IPA that taste like battery acid
2. Start cooking
3. When in doubt, pour the IPA into the meal

Perfect meal everytime