They’re literally making up mileage numbers to commit warranty fraud and trying to scam ev incentives from the Canadian government. There is zero chance Tesla’s sales and revenue numbers are accurate.

But it doesn’t include tethering/hotspot. WTF? That’s a feature of my phone, not of a fucking plan.

Try $300k these days. Double it if you’re in California.

Why does every fucking headline imply that Trump has the power to fire Powell? What the fuck are these journalists doing?

Private speech to JP Morgan Chase giving details of policy timing? Sounds legit.

Well I guess I have to give him credit for implementing DEI for currencies, and giving up our white dollar privilege.

Department of Handbag Security Chief Fails to Secure Handbag.

This piece of shit Alito actually wrote this in his dissent, presumably with a straight face: “The papers before us, while alleging that the appli- cants were in imminent danger of removal, provided little concrete support for that allegation.”

Carville and Maher can both fuck off to their hospice care homes already.

Bukele has been locking up random El Salvadorian citizens without charges…

You still need to do it. And then add in some unpardonable civil contempt.

So you don’t remember being a teenager?