Gimps were a thing long before Pulp Fiction, buddy.

…

… Or so I’ve been told!!

Drr drr.

“Hey! Who didn’t flush?!”

escaped the vaccines

What does that mean?

My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, getting most of it stuck in his fur…

There are always more things that you don’t know than there are things that you do know.

Your foreskin has no bearing on your ability to wash your dick

I imagine the whole circumcision thing makes sense when you’re wandering the desert for years and there’s not a whole lot of water around, but other than that, yeah.