Oh shit bro delete this. We don’t need to be giving Trump any ideas.

It’s a bit of a toss up for me between staying in virus plagued USA or locating to Trump’s new monarchy in Greenland.

Yeah but one of these days a virus is going to get smart and start up in New Zealand and Madagascar. Chuck in a long asymptomatic (edit: contagious period) and game over.

Come to think of it, why haven’t viruses done this yet? What are they, stupid?