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I’ve already started in Jerk-off July

“Chat, am I cooked?”

I mean, if tomorrow putin falls out of a window (on accident, of course), after which all russian soldiers pack it up and go home, I don’t think we’re going to chase them. We have too much to rebuild.

A stuntman is an actor too

Actually, Lenin invented the United States in the first place, so their entire country is historically part of Russia /s

And a wizard detective

When I’m almost asleep but then my body suddenly wants to use the bathroom: “All nighter it is”

As it was foretold, I am awakened at the sound of the dropping coin…

Can confirm that it works in Telegram

If your bog is bloody, please seek immediate medical attention

There is, in fact, another way: you go to Valhalla if you die while having sex. Your swordsmanship skills will serve you well either way

Wait, that actually explains a lot about some of the Re:Zero names

Just order some Thalasin, it will sort you right out.

Too early for them, for sure. I’d wait until at least beta, or ideally a stable release

See also: Junji Ito with the sweetest personality but also writing the most disturbing horror I’ve ever seen

The last time a president tried to ignore and suppress the protests in the center of Kyiv, it did not end well for him

It means Trump’s going to chicken out, as usual

True, but he wouldn’t have the option if not for his parents. Unless he changed his name specifically for this at some point.

That’s the guy who tells you not to eat the berries. Because he already knows it’s better to smoke the leaves

His father must be extremely proud. Of his own naming choices, that is.