rockerface🇺🇦

This is how Fate universe works in a nutshell

You tank a few pointy sticks and decide to retreat tactically

Easily outrun all the apes

Take a breather

Look around

Apes are still running after you with no sign of getting tired

“No laws on Ceres, just cops” - The Expanse

It’s almost like they’re making up law violations to arrest and murder people who oppose the government or its bullshit war.

Well, there was a catastrophic error of judgement. It was made by whichever human thought it was okay to let a LLM work on production codebase.

Boy have I got something for you

This is why my work mailbox has a 2 minute delay before sending. Don’t leave these things to chance

Me reading this at 8:38 AM local time and wondering the same question

He now has no thumbs. Good night.

brother-in-law

unmarried

Man’s been busy

Edit: now that I’m thinking, it might be that the main character married his sister or something, but still

Wouldn’t be surprised to see a road like that in Ukraine, too. Especially in older towns that haven’t renovated the infrastructure

This is just normal parking

Great, now I hear both of them in stereo

This joke is a bit ham-fisted, I have to say

I too think scars on my face would make me look more attractive

Well meaning intent without rational thought can be very damaging, though

Zeus can’t keep his pants on, the classic story

Gotta gather all the data she can from the frontal sensors

You guys have self-worth?

Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think