FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF REALITY Re: Non-Existent Business Entity Status: METAPHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE Cosmic Authority: LAWS OF PHYSICS
THE UNIVERSE DECLARES:
This business is now:
- PHYSICALLY Non-existent
- QUANTUM STATE: Collapsed […
That is much much funnier. It’s willing the entire simulation out of existence. It’s attempting magic. That’s existential dread.
The key point is MoCo public schools won’t let them skip just that class(which obviously they don’t really have the staff to do regularly). It’s pretty amusing. Frederick county would revolt if this happened.
Dear Sir/Madam,
FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the best,
Maurice Moss
I’m a confident asshole that will consistently disappoint you, baby. Some folks find that charming at first but I’m always able to eventually correct their misconception.
Most people hate me both online and in person.
An administration full of cluster B personality traits and backbiting, name a more classic combination.