I can independently wiggle the toe between the pinky toe and the middle toe on my right foot.

There’s good content to be found on Reddit, but most of Reddit is not good content. It’s like wading through a chest-high river of sewage to smell a rose.

And Lemmy’s not trying to sell me something every 30 seconds.

Good: I have free speech.

Bad: You have free speech.

I think that sums it up.

I don’t know what the US congress is any more, but in other countries it’s because they really really want to expel someone and the deportee’s home country might say “no thanks, they’re your problem”.

Why not tell us, if you know?

Followed by “but I don’t like to complain”.

I don’t know why anyone would prefer that.

What’s this, an attempt to kick an addiction?

I’ve never heard of an extension like that.

Memory training tools. Like the memory palace, the person-action-object method, acronyms and mnemonics.

Visualisations like using the abacus method to do fast and accurate arithmetic.

And human-executable techniques like the doomsday algorithm and George Marsaglia’s random number generator.

Obviously because everyone outside of your particular generation is a hivemind that shares a single un-nuanced thought on every topic.

A company I worked for announced that it had come to management attention that staff were socialising in the office, and that wasn’t allowed. To prevent it the doors would be locked until ten minutes before our official start time in the morning. I showed up at 7:30 the next morning for my shift and the whole team were milling around the front door because they couldn’t get in. Seems like they never delegated a manager to open up for us.

The policy was never rescinded, but they never tried enforcing it again either.

A patient escaped his police escort through a crawlspace above the showers. The whole building went on lockdown (with loudspeaker announcements about not interacting with any naked men you come across) before they eventually found him a mile away, still starkers.

Loved the Revenger trilogy.

I’m getting into Adrian Tchaikovsky myself. He certainly loves painting the future as a capitalist hellscape, doesn’t he?

I’m part way into Shroud, where whole solar systems are being strip-mined for resources, and the people doing the work are skinny because they can’t afford to eat well but they get auto-dosed with drugs to help them focus when hunger is distracting them.

Most people everywhere are slightly left of centre*. Most leaders everywhere are slightly right of centre*.

*Not in the American sense. Y’all crazy.

For-profit social media, certainly. I don’t trust it anymore. Astroturfing, data-harvesting, I feel like they’re all made to fuck us over in some way.

Dude, you think I haven’t heard that explanation before? Did you forget where we are?

Pretty much every thread we have in this community, someone comes along to say “you should pressure-wash your asshole”. I’m mildly bemused that this is what Lemmy obsesses over.