The Cloudflare bit, at least their consumer product in question only works as a public VPN (such as Mullvad, IVPN, etc…), meaning it’s more of an encrypted proxy. So it doesn’t counter anything.
Why it blocks incoming connections on other interfaces ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
It only makes sense for it to capture all outgoing connections not destined to split-tunneled IP ranges, as to prevent leaks.

Or, hear me out, build a remote nuclear power plant, set up long cables to get the electricity to your laptop, and sell the excess power for profit.

I also use that, and it’s just all over the place.
I’ve had issues with my carrier, so I just used foreign SIM in roaming for a while. €11 for 40GB is not that bad.

And then I found I can’t purchase a train ticket. For some reason, ZSSK (Slovakian passenger railway company) blocked IPs of Lifecell (Ukrainian MNO), but was fine with IP from RackNerd (Virginia).

Oh, and the university I am at blocks IPs from “3rd world countries”, the result of which was that Asburn, Virginia is fine, but somehow New York is a 3rd world country.
Their instructions say to use any EU-based VPN.

OneDrive uploads would only work for me over Mullvad without crashing.

I also had Reddit block Czech T-Mobile IPs.

I have a weird one I like too. If you’re willing to try random food crimes, eventually something works out. It’s not based on “this sounds good”, rather a curiosity, “what does this do together”.
Only try in small volumes!

Last time, I tried sour gummy worms with Olivier (?) potato salad. That was not one of those. It wasn’t bad, their taste was just too weak to do anything, and the texture doesn’t fit.

But one that I do like is poppy seed roll with ketchup.

Which just seems stupid. Smartphone is a computer. When you want to run something as administrator on Windows, it’s just a Yes/No prompt away, and Windows isn’t some small thing either.

Sounds like Australia to me.

It back!

Octal

What if it’s something cursed like Proxmox on a laptop with KDE Plasma installed on host, NAT set up for VMs to use WiFi, passing wayland windows over waypipe through vsock and launching programs using manually created shortcuts which start the programs over SSH (because it can be done)?

I am a virgin.
If some woman sent me pic of her vagina, I would assume it’s probably some 50 year old dude trying to catfish me.

Aside from the 3 top right icons (probably) not showing correctly it seems to run. But I never used it, so I don’t know what to test in there.

https://appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=application&iId=2983

The manliest sport.

Might perhaps be your father who otherwise gets mad at you for rest of the day, and you still get uncomfortable from whatever shit he says even though it objectively isn’t anything more than a bunch of crap.
You know, like when he notices you aren’t absolutely rolling with laughter:

(While full-force tapping back button on his phone) OK, you don’t have to pretend like you care

“I just…”

Leave me alone! You won’t even watch anything with me. Am I really that bad? I must be worse than Hitler. All I ever wanted was to have a family, but I guess I wanted too much. FUCK! What did I do to deserve this? I was growing up with a father who beat me and never cared about me. Perhaps I should have been like that, and then you would’ve liked me.

(Yelling at dog) Get away from me! You don’t have to pretend to like me either.

I am pretty sure I know the audio, but it was used in a video where the guy was dressed as a hot femboy.

…you may want to visit the ER.

The only reliably persistent thing which keeps running in background is Termux.
I don’t know how, but it just doesn’t die in background. I also use it for downloads with wget. I can lock the phone, and it will keep working until it’s done. Any browser just has a high chance of dying.

Don’t cry over spilled milk.

I also sometimes piss without shitting myself.

Might be Bluetooth beacon tracking: https://www.mokosmart.com/bluetooth-proximity-marketing-ble-beacons/

Seems like these should typically be used by store apps, but who knows when other apps have like 37,876 trusted partners they share data with.