the Howling North

In a statement to the Journal, White House Deputy Press Secretary Anna Kelly said that Trump had been “laser-focused on delivering peace around the world and stopping bad actors from doing harm to Americans and our allies.”

Horse shit. Why’d he stop efforts to curb Russian cyber crimes then?

I’m waiting for him to demand those penguin islands produce fewer gay penguins.

As everyone knows, unicorns refuse to set foot in Texas.