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that would require reading which, obviously my brain decided wasn’t required in this thread. :(

I misread your original question lol yeah you’re right.

I thought it was the funniest thing when I visited Chicago that while driving, nobody moved to the right lane for police cars but everyone moved over for fire trucks and ambulances.

no, because this one is obviously lying, so the other one tells the truth. (or as the riddle is normally solved, you know the answer is false because no matter which you ask, they’ll end up giving you the wrong answer)

not to mention, I saw a news report where people went to the parade just because of their ties to the army, and not to see the presidential nonsense.

Their clothes always have the logos of their donors on them. The bigger the donation, the bigger, and more prominent the logo.