Oh shit, that actually looks pretty sicknasty

Working as intended.

I’ve had dogs named Scott and Amy and, anecdotally, no one ever took offense to their names. Hardly seems rude at all?

I wanna say that’s rad, but it’s isn’t quite. It’s only rad-ish.

Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

I’m thinking about changing distros to Arch, for the animals (vegan btw)

2 trash here, I gotta get those.

Probably Bad Romance by Lady Gaga and Clinic for Dolls by Unsun, respectively

That’s how you get a good tip

Hey now, I’m a big fan of pussies. Democrats, not so much.

I play drums, started about twenty years ago. I’m still not very good though.

I also have a guitar, bass, and violin I’ve been meaning to learn to play better, but I haven’t devoted time towards any of that in a while.

Infinite horse you say?

If I was that milk I’d be like “pour me, mommy” about then

”Dr. King pioneered a movement that would go on to triumphantly reaffirm our national conviction that every man, woman, and child is endowed by their Creator with rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,” the statement read. “As President, I am steadfastly committed to ensuring that our country will always be guided by the same principles that Dr. King defended throughout his life and to upholding the timeless truth that our rights are not granted by government but endowed by Almighty God.”

Well, that sure wasn’t written by trump.

Oh I definitely need lots of medication too, I think I just have never been able to figure out what to talk about with therapists. It’s not very helpful when you show up to sessions like “I don’t even know what I should be wanting to talk about” and none of the therapists I’ve tried were able to help with or work around that.

I discovered that I suck at participating in therapy. I tried so many therapists and never got anything out of it.

They expect us all to commit suicide by cop but don’t want to come out and say it. If we haven’t died yet, we haven’t done enough.

And marvellously virile, too

I just have a key ring that I attached my first dog’s nametag to. It says Adventure Dog on the front, it’s nice.

She doesn’t agree with me on everything up to and including mustard preference, so she’s not capable of doing anything good ever. That’s also why Vance isn’t too far right to vote for btw. I won’t elaborate.