ah, how fickle the crowd. soapy memes bathe in upvotes, but scoff upon quadruple penetration. I resent the social contracts that binds me with them

ouhhh this is a good one

SHINJI

NOOO

SHINJI

DONT DO IT

SHES GONNA FIND OUT LATER WHEN YOU TURN INTO GOO

DONT DO IT

SHINJIIIII

“Slut” means “end” in a lot of nordic languages, so…

Bless his coming and his going

“Jaymie tests if curses are real”

How’d you capture my mug?

Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.

I that Dr Fatimah? I love her stuff

I think I’m gonna do it

I, unironically, would like to try this

I love black licorisse. This is a tragedy

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P. Sherman, 42 West Wallaby Way, Sydney Harbour, Australia

I’ve been singing this to the tune of Aqua’s Barbie Girl. Have I been singing it correctly?

What, you mean like a Roman’s POV?

then why baby not look at camera? is tiddies eye at bellybutton?

YOU FUCKED UP, CHIPPY

YOU DONE GOOFED

now wait a minute, my dong is tiny and I also feel great about being bald

Bold of you to assume I can count that high. i’ve been 39 for I don’t know how many years