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The joke here is that neutronium might be the only substance dense enough to actually weigh 70lbs and still be able to fit into a flat rate box, which has set dimensions and a limit of 70lbs.

Lol k

When there’s an actual armed resistance lemme know. That’s the only way things will change.

My god the smell

Walmart’s self checkout probably doesn’t accuse you of stealing out loud. They want to wait until they can “prove” you’ve stolen over $1000 worth of goods over time so they can charge you with - I forget - either grand larceny or grand theft, which are felonies.

Haven’t you heard?

In all seriousness though, thanks for the pink Floyd cover!

Russian light cruisers

Psh now I know youre full of it. The Russians can’t travel on light

That’s some sci-fi nonsense.

1. Where is “planet earth?”
2. I’ve seen Kremlin’s and it’s a great movie. Just don’t feed your mogwai after midnight or get it wet, and you don’t have to deal with kremlins.
3. Aim for the heart and mind, obviously. Quicker kill.

Checkmate lib.

Lol minus the birdfeeder thing you just described dogs.

Cats bury their shit, tend to avoid dogs / fights with bigger animals, and I’ve never seen one dig up a flowerbed.

Let’s eat, Grandpa.

Let’s eat Grandpa.

Commas save lives, friend.

We’ve regressed into believing a lot of imaginary things are real.

Wrestling is the least of our worries.

Give reaper a shot. I honestly don’t know if it’s FOSS but it runs in donations and is pretty good imo

Reallygood Boy Face

YOU TURNED INTO A CAT!?