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Walmart’s self checkout probably doesn’t accuse you of stealing out loud. They want to wait until they can “prove” you’ve stolen over $1000 worth of goods over time so they can charge you with - I forget - either grand larceny or grand theft, which are felonies.
2·2 days agoIn all seriousness though, thanks for the pink Floyd cover!
Russian light cruisers
Psh now I know youre full of it. The Russians can’t travel on light
That’s some sci-fi nonsense.
- Where is “planet earth?”
- I’ve seen Kremlin’s and it’s a great movie. Just don’t feed your mogwai after midnight or get it wet, and you don’t have to deal with kremlins.
- Aim for the heart and mind, obviously. Quicker kill.
Checkmate lib.
Lol minus the birdfeeder thing you just described dogs.
Cats bury their shit, tend to avoid dogs / fights with bigger animals, and I’ve never seen one dig up a flowerbed.
Let’s eat, Grandpa.
Let’s eat Grandpa.
Commas save lives, friend.
12·3 days agoWe’ve regressed into believing a lot of imaginary things are real.
Wrestling is the least of our worries.
Give reaper a shot. I honestly don’t know if it’s FOSS but it runs in donations and is pretty good imo
YOU TURNED INTO A CAT!?
Lol k
When there’s an actual armed resistance lemme know. That’s the only way things will change.