Smoke weed about it

A lira dem titties

Bidet to you, sir.

Yes, because doing my job well makes me feel better about myself.

Also, getting positive feedback from my boss and coworkers is like a drug. I’m a praise junkie.

Wow, a lot of people replying to this post really need to find a less toxic place to work.

Pro bono work, courtesy of pro-boner work?

Basically, anything after the ?, unless there are search terms in there

Fried to crunchy perfection *chef’s kiss*

I dunno. Dealing meth on the side? Wants teeth to rot? Just obstinate?

So glad to see the Fossify suite prominently mentioned. You can also donate to them by buying the Thank You app, but I forget if that’s only on Google Play

It’s probably because 9 out of 10 dentists just want people to brush their fucking teeth

Um, thanks?

Huh. ¿Español no tiene una palabra por “pun”? ¿Es “game of words”?

No more butt monkey!

Just the tip?

FarScape: New Worlds?

Don’t get my hopes up

Unfortunately, I can’t claim to be the original source. My actual car recently passed this milestone, and I’ll never forgive myself for missing it.

Should I call her… ?

Was?