https://global-tetrahedron.com/about

Hmm, I wonder why this shadowy organization sounds so… familiar?
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Atheonion.com+"global+tetrahedron"

I think it might be safe to file this one under “Good News.” It sounds like everyone kept their jobs and the union is intact.
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It sounds like it’s going to be great for The Onion! They’re bringing back ONN!
So The Onion makes up the fictional company name Global Tetrahedron, a real company uses the name, and then later buys The Onion.
It’s all coming together.
It looks like the company was created to own the Onion.


