“Nobody knows how the slot machines work or where all the prize money comes from, not even the people making them.”
The slot machine companies say the slot machines are getting way too good, but too good to release. They say people should keep using the machines but they should slow down development, so that they can release slots that won’t be as good but will be “safe”. All the slot companies agree at the same time, and definitely wouldn’t release the best slot machine if it weren’t so dangerous.
Actually it’s called Super Slots. We’re rebranding to a new stronger, really a more accurate, but a strong name. Super Slots. Because the old name was actually wrong and weak. And “slot machine” made people think it was bad odds but actually, it’s good odds, good strong odds which is why we’re changing the name. We changed the name. To Super Slots. People are already calling it that I guess they really love the name.
Chinese AI is already better…
My wife is Chinese, she watches so much dramas written by Chinese AI. America is already behind.
Your American AI companies are taking all the money and pissing it away (You’re all aware of this…I wasn’t telling you I was just continuing my point).
China has AI that is doing so much… But then they’re still investing in solar power.
American politicians only care about funding the terrorist state of Israel.
China actually is creating the future.
I also hate looking at my wife’s phone and seeing a historical drama that looks mostly accurate then part way through gives a weird look.
I hate AI in every form.
People also watching a bunch of American generated bullshit, it says more about the state or people’s minds than to quality of generators.
American politicians only care about funding the terrorist state of Israel.
Its not the only evil they are care about. They also protect nonces.
Yes, they do that too sadly.
I’m not from England and I know that nonce means pedo. I hate that because I’d love to call my mates w Nonce and mean it as someone who has no god damned idea what they’re talking about…
I’d use it like “You nonce cunt… Of course 2+2=4” I’ve got other words for my mates so I’ll live without it.
Calling your mates a nonce isn’t entirely unreasonable here, it depends a lot on context. If you would call them a cunt, you could probably call them a nonce if there is context for it to be funny.
Nonce cunt sounds odd though. Nonce and cunt kinda take the same place in the sentence so its one or the other. Fucking nonce, fucking cunt both work. You could probably go for noncey cunt.
Also if you are in your teens literally any insult regardless of how logical it is, can be used on your mates.
Hahaha well that’s a reality check being asked if I’m in my teens. My mates and I are all in our late 30’s we just get along through insults.
Noncey cunt sounds perfect, I shall call him that the next time I see him in person.
Oh god, my wife is the same. She used to watch endless historical drama and I already thought they all blended into one another… For people who don’t know, they have like 52 episodes per season.
But now with AI I think it’s gonna be like freaking Eastenders and the like, with episodes every day or something. And I’m not sure she even notices or cares…AI is like nuclear : amazing science in the hands of complete sociopaths. It’s gonna be great.
Yeah the AI dramas can actually look real sometimes too. But it’s all just still weird and very annoying.
Reminds me of Nothing, Forever
My wife is Chinese, she watches so much dramas written by Chinese AI.
Chinese dramas had people watching them in droves long before AI. And they were already the same six plots shuffled around between interchangeable starlets for decades.
It’s just wild to pretend something like 118 or In-Laws, Outlaws couldn’t be written without the help of AI.
Creating the future equals brainless slop for your wife to consume? Don’t get into a slop competition with Americans they also sit around watching AI gen slop.
We don’t have enough people gambling to make this casino profitable. Thats why we are moving the same $$$ around the big three casinos. Don’t worry, its all legit.
What does “left behind” even mean? Honestly, it sounds nice.
My guess is they are referring to the christian book series about the rapture. Some movies got made out of them. At least one was starring Kirk Cameron
The only thing that interferes with this metaphor is that most people agree slot machines must be capable of actually doing what the manufacturers claim they can, and they have to let someone win once in a while.
There are multiple places where the analogy falls apart.
Executives aren’t using slot machines as a reason to fire thousands. Artists’ jobs aren’t being taken by slot machines. People aren’t posting about slot machines every single day on social media.
Substitute loot boxes then.
LETS GO GAMBLING!
They must have all of the prize.
Make a new hat make no mistakes!!
read same analogy to ‘tokens’ getting spent like coins in a slot machine with similar results 🎰
The slot machine is super intelligent
Eventually, the slot machine will become God.
Oh no every time I quit the next time I would have gone gambling I would have hit big
This but ai
that is the joke
Processed food is a better analogy.
