Younger all of us was a dumbass. I was 24 when a hot blond teacher in Florida got arrested. It was a fun topic on the radio show I interned, lots of guys saying the same thing…where were those teachers when I was younger???

The moment I realized I was the same age as the teacher, my brain broke, 14 year olds are gross.

(They are less gross if you’re within a couple years…probably?).