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minus-squarewanderwisley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·8 days agoI will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
minus-squareandallthat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 days agoWho voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt’s control.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoHe can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.
I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
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FTFY
Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt’s control.
He sure as hell wants to rape her already.
He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.
Can’t he just nuke the thunderstorm?
Nuke his country’s capital.